July 25, 2014

Plan: Wake up early and get a good workout in before the day begins.

Actuality: Wake up. Play on my phone for 2 hours. Get out of bed. Eat cookie dough. Watch a documentary about Nikola Tesla.

July 25, 2014
"Fifty Shades of Grey to debut on Valentine’s Day."

mooleche:

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(via captain--malcolm-reynolds)

July 25, 2014

I love being connected to people via the internet, but holy hell I am tired of seeing gym selfies, “stuffing-your-face-full-of-food” selfies, 3D lash mascara eye selfies, “horrible-lighting-washed-out-face-you-lost-your-nose” selfies, and “downward-angled-you-have-a-big-ass-forehead” selfies.

Just stop.

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July 25, 2014

thegalifreyanwinchestet:

angelhoney-bee:

crowley-for-king:

obsessivecompulsiveteadrinker:

*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*

They might still be alive

*Fictional character shot in the head*

I’m sure they could survive that

*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*

They’ll be ok

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Death is irrelevant when you watch Supernatural

You see your main character in hell.
"They’ll be fine. Just wait. "

"Dude their in hell."

"SHHHH. WAIT."

(via brothers-of-supernatural)

July 25, 2014

what-the-fandom:

africkins:

my little cousin started stroking my cheek and i thought it was so sweet until he came up real close to my ear and whispered “i’m putting crumbs on you so ants will eat you in your sleep”

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(via piemakersanddeadgirls)

July 25, 2014
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:


WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER?

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER?

(via piemakersanddeadgirls)

July 25, 2014

[ one | two ]

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via piemakersanddeadgirls)

July 25, 2014

Four times we wanted to wrap Sam in a blanket, cuddle him and sing him to sleep. 

(Source: out-in-the-open, via piemakersanddeadgirls)

July 25, 2014
whosaprettypolyglot:

maskedlinguist:

lindentreeisle:

acepalindrome:

robotwithhumanhairpt50:

notmysecret:

i…

Fuck

Actually, ‘fall’ has its origins as an Anglo-Saxon word, and was popularized for use to denote the season around the 16th century from the poetic term ‘the fall of leaf.’ In the language that would develop after 1066, words that were coded as being common or lowly generally had Anglo-Saxon roots while the ‘educated’ words of the elite had French and Latin roots. This is why, even in modern English, we use ‘cow,’ which has an Anglo-Saxon origin, for the animal out in the field and ‘beef,’ which has a French origin, for the food to be consumed. The poor handle the animal while the rich eat the meat, and that is reflected in the language. The language of the conquerors was elevated while the language of the conquered was made base and common. If ‘autumn’ sounds smarter than ‘fall,’ that is only the linguistic snobbery of history talking.

LINGUISTIC BITCHSLAP.

Thank you. I was too lazy to find my post.

Fun related fact - the meaning of the word “November” in several Slavic languages (and “October” in Croatian because fuck you that’s why) - variations on listopad - is also named for falling leaves, list being “leaf” and pad being “fall”.

whosaprettypolyglot:

maskedlinguist:

lindentreeisle:

acepalindrome:

robotwithhumanhairpt50:

notmysecret:

i…

Fuck

Actually, ‘fall’ has its origins as an Anglo-Saxon word, and was popularized for use to denote the season around the 16th century from the poetic term ‘the fall of leaf.’ In the language that would develop after 1066, words that were coded as being common or lowly generally had Anglo-Saxon roots while the ‘educated’ words of the elite had French and Latin roots. This is why, even in modern English, we use ‘cow,’ which has an Anglo-Saxon origin, for the animal out in the field and ‘beef,’ which has a French origin, for the food to be consumed. The poor handle the animal while the rich eat the meat, and that is reflected in the language. The language of the conquerors was elevated while the language of the conquered was made base and common. If ‘autumn’ sounds smarter than ‘fall,’ that is only the linguistic snobbery of history talking.

LINGUISTIC BITCHSLAP.

Thank you. I was too lazy to find my post.

Fun related fact - the meaning of the word “November” in several Slavic languages (and “October” in Croatian because fuck you that’s why) - variations on listopad - is also named for falling leaves, list being “leaf” and pad being “fall”.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via piemakersanddeadgirls)

July 25, 2014

classyemmarie:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

classyemmarie:

MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU

SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN

he broke character?!

YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!

(via piemakersanddeadgirls)

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